Great read! Very Funny As Always! I feel the same way. The older I get, The less I want to be near any human being. Thank God for Cats & Dogs! Can I be your neighbor? Lol
Oh, wonderful to read this! I found it very funny and ... recognizable! Really wonderful to see this experience, that secret thought we all have about our neighbors, being brought like this. "For a MILF, you're not bad!" (LMAO!) But also this part that sometimes you feel like everyone is watching each other, there are moments that you notice that more than others. Very funny, very much enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing!
That was awesome “Grumpy Stud” 🤣 You are sly like a skunk!
Marine running cadence:
“I am Howard Grumpy Stud You heard to much about, Father’s keep their daughters in whenever I come out. People say I am crazy for the crazy things I do, I am Howard Grumpy Stud so who the Hell are you!”
This took me back to the days when we lived in a condo townhouse and had to pay $340/month in condo fees. I remember spraying vinegar and sprinkling cayenne pepper on the grassy 'common area' directly in front of our house one neighbour insisted on taking his dog to do it's business on. Asking him nicely not to take the dog there hadn't worked. It had only made it worse. I still have a mental picture of this dog gagging and choking as the idiot keep dragging it onto the area I'd spiked.
I think you just gave me an idea for a story my friend. I can copy and paste the Google review I left the condo company after we sold and moved on.
Move to my neighborhood. I only know the last name to one of my neighbors. I don't know if they vote blue or red...and I don't care at this point in my life.
Great read! Very Funny As Always! I feel the same way. The older I get, The less I want to be near any human being. Thank God for Cats & Dogs! Can I be your neighbor? Lol
LOL! Thanks for taking the time to read my essay. Glad you enjoyed it and can relate! All the best!
I love your humorous stories!
Thank you for bringing me some happiness ti my life. All The Best!
:)
Oh, wonderful to read this! I found it very funny and ... recognizable! Really wonderful to see this experience, that secret thought we all have about our neighbors, being brought like this. "For a MILF, you're not bad!" (LMAO!) But also this part that sometimes you feel like everyone is watching each other, there are moments that you notice that more than others. Very funny, very much enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing!
Thank you! I’m glad it was relatable!
Yes it is good fun!
Your wife is probably the only thing standing between you and a disorderly conduct ticket. Unfortunately my wife was no help in that regard.
“People!” - Gossamer from Looney Tunes
That was awesome “Grumpy Stud” 🤣 You are sly like a skunk!
Marine running cadence:
“I am Howard Grumpy Stud You heard to much about, Father’s keep their daughters in whenever I come out. People say I am crazy for the crazy things I do, I am Howard Grumpy Stud so who the Hell are you!”
Low right a lay oh…lefty right a lay oh…
lol! Thanks, sir!
Sir, I really enjoy your posts!
Thank you! It truly means a lot!!
Oh man,
This took me back to the days when we lived in a condo townhouse and had to pay $340/month in condo fees. I remember spraying vinegar and sprinkling cayenne pepper on the grassy 'common area' directly in front of our house one neighbour insisted on taking his dog to do it's business on. Asking him nicely not to take the dog there hadn't worked. It had only made it worse. I still have a mental picture of this dog gagging and choking as the idiot keep dragging it onto the area I'd spiked.
I think you just gave me an idea for a story my friend. I can copy and paste the Google review I left the condo company after we sold and moved on.
Sorry to conjure up bad memories lol glad this inspired an idea!
Move to my neighborhood. I only know the last name to one of my neighbors. I don't know if they vote blue or red...and I don't care at this point in my life.
You’ll hate mine lol
Not enough Mormons in the neighborhood?
Good stuff Mr. Fox.
Thanks sir!!