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Simone D. Casadei Bernardi's avatar

I enjoyed your piece, Howard!

As a native Italian, “I felt cold to the bone and out of place like pineapple on a pizza” resonates with me! 😉

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Howard Fox's avatar

Thank you, sir! It’s appreciated!!

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Rich Ross's avatar

FANTASTIC read, Howard!! I was right there with you in the woods. Thankfully you didn't crap!

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Howard Fox's avatar

Thank you! Coming from you it truly means a lot!

All the best!

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El Chilango Norteamericano's avatar

Not a BOOM, but a PING

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Joe's avatar

Great read! 😂

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Howard Fox's avatar

Thanks, sir!!

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Sara's avatar

You got me with the pineapple on pizza 😂 it truly is a crime worse than hitting a deer.

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Howard Fox's avatar

lol thanks!!

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El Chilango Norteamericano's avatar

An occasional Hawaiian pizza with Canadian Bacon and pineapple is a must. Heckuva lot better than Hawaiian Bacon (aka SPAM) and pineapple. At least the pineapple redeems the SPAM on a pizza. What will those Islanders think of next? Put a hockey puck on a pizza? NAH!!!

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Marian Rosin's avatar

Excellent

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Howard Fox's avatar

Thank you!! xo

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LizM's avatar

'Deer Abby: stop staring at my ass'. And it's a good thing you didn't shoot the pope while he was taking a shit in the woods!

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Howard Fox's avatar

Pope Poop.

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Mark Helfgott's avatar

No.

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Howard Fox's avatar

OK. The Jets

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Mark Helfgott's avatar

Good.

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Howard Fox's avatar

Thanks!

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