When I lived in Mexico City from 73 to 75, the ultimate put down was "chinga tu madre," which literally translated to "go f*ck your mother." It's the South of The Border version of your mother wears army boots. But...if someone told you to eff your mother, they were really telling you to go eff yourself.
That was really good. An old one I remember people saying was when they would put up their middle finger and say "Sit and spin." I'd always ask if they're going to hold the finger up long enough for me to try. That usually got a weird look.
My favorite insult (not the one I use the most, but one that is creative) I heard from a Marine, "You're ugly and your Gunny dresses you funny." As a Vet, I have heard variations of this, but none seem to hit with the same, as that version does. As always, I enjoy your articles. I look forward to next week's.
I loved this one Howie. Really let everything go. Oh, by the way, Motha fucka, I wore army boots proudly. LMFAO
LOLOL!!! Thank you!!
I do like the way you bridged generational gaps with the insults!
Thanks! It was fun to write!
When I lived in Mexico City from 73 to 75, the ultimate put down was "chinga tu madre," which literally translated to "go f*ck your mother." It's the South of The Border version of your mother wears army boots. But...if someone told you to eff your mother, they were really telling you to go eff yourself.
Alien proctologists. Robmen!
Lol
That was really good. An old one I remember people saying was when they would put up their middle finger and say "Sit and spin." I'd always ask if they're going to hold the finger up long enough for me to try. That usually got a weird look.
lol thanks!!
My favorite insult (not the one I use the most, but one that is creative) I heard from a Marine, "You're ugly and your Gunny dresses you funny." As a Vet, I have heard variations of this, but none seem to hit with the same, as that version does. As always, I enjoy your articles. I look forward to next week's.
Love that!! Thanks!
My father always called everyone he didn't like "fuckface". You made me laugh hard, Howard!!
Yay!! Thanks, Rea!!
Loved it Howie!! Sorry I haven’t been around here much.
Thanks sir! Don’t be sorry—life always comes first.
Telling it like it f*cking is, you bastard c*nt!
lol
Great Stuff Howie! I don’t know why images Bruce kept creeping up when I read your hilarious story. 😂
Hahahaha!!! Thanks, Joe!
When I fart, I FART. Don't no one call me a modah fukah.
lol
Rickles was the greatest.
Old clips still make me laugh.
Bridging the generations!! You killed it, Howard! I’m thinking of signing off all my posts with: Bastards.
LOL! And thanks!!